50 what ifs

What if I…

1.      Fill the book with words that I think are positive

2.      Use the pages to create something new

3.      Use the book as fuel for a fire that I use to melt candle wax and create an artistic candle piece

4.      Make the pages into a canvas and paint something

5.      Read the book to other people and ask them if they think it is as bad as I do

6.      Make a paper mache sculpture

7.      Take the book around with me and write my thoughts on the pages

8.      Make doodles on the pages of the book

9.      Give people pages from the book

10.   Turn the book into something artistic

11.   Throw the book off a building

12.   Give the book to someone and write down their thoughts

13.   Take a nap and shred the pages and put them In my pillowcase

14.   Pour water on the book and cut it up

15.   Use the pages as a napkin

16.   Take a picture of the book

17.   Fold the pages into origami

18.   Cut out a hole in the pages and put something inside

19.   Get the pages wet and put them in the soil of a plant

20.   Turn the book into a case for something

21.   Make a hole in the book and turn it into a planter

22.   Replace adjectives in the book with new ones

23.   Duct tape the entire book

24.   Take out the pages and put them backwards

25.   Write to swap the genders of all the characters

26.   Paint the book

27.   Demolish it with sharpie

28.   Burn it and put the ashes in a sculpture

29.   Put the pages on a cup and drink from it

30.   Melt crayons on it

31.   Make it into a poster

32.   Let it soak in alcohol and melt

33.   Throw it into a lake

34.   Rip each individual page out

35.   Shoot the book and fill in the holes

36.   Put up the pages like posters around town

37.   Scatter the book pages on the ground in a comfortable place

38.   Use the pages to make a picture frame

39.   Make a video of doing something transformative with the book

40.   Run the book over with my car

41.   Leave the book in my car and punch it whenever I get angry

42.   Hit it with a bat until it is nothing more

43.   Put firecrackers in it and watch it explode

44.   Bake it into a cake and see if I can make people eat it

45.   Fold the pages into flowers

46.   Spray paint a stencil on a laid out sheet of pages from the book

47.   Have people sign the book

48.   Make a documentary on how the book is burned

49.   Make a Photoshop image using the book

50.   Make the pages into a map by drawing a map on top and framing it or printing it on